Mexicali Mx,


sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via im-hearing-the-voices-again)


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thegifconnoisseur:

The Gif Connoisseur #353
buildyourbodynow:

Zucchini Brownies
mommy-and-puppy-princess:

thegoodthebadthetia:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Lmaooo

I’m dying!!!!

35-24-35
slim-and-svelte:

q’d in turks and caicos
thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

#is this problem sleuth

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes
quietcharms:

travelandseetheworld:

The Alps, FranceTravel and see the world

that is beautiful and scary as hell at the same time. i think i have this irrational fear that something that huge will one day decide to just…fall over.